what if I just

crocheted obscenely long stripeysocks

Zig-bag #1 for spring is almost done. I have to put the finishing touches on with the sewing machine tomorrow.

I discovered that a Pokeball makes an awesome yarnbowl.

Working on new designs for the spring collection. :3

(Also, cleavage. I didn’t notice that at first.)

Rainbow and black striped scarf. Custom order.

I wound a ball of yarn nearly the size of my head. My hands ache.

My original plan for this pound of yarn was to make an army of Cthulu hats, but they are not selling as well as I would have hoped. By which I mean, they’re not selling at all.

What should I do with this?

I just realized I could knit my Illuminati underwear with the designs done in intarsia.

Jeez, I am stupid sometimes.

I like that my job involves me sitting in bed and playing with yarn. I’m sure I’ve said that before at some point.

madnessandmayhem:

I imagine things I want to make and design and build, and they’re all in my head perfect and complete and exact and detailed, but I don’t have the technical skill to do any of it and that is the most frustrating feeling in the world.

This.